Coniferous - Body Lotion
A blend of Scots Pine, Fir Needle, Texas Cedarwood, and Lichen Essential Oils. This isn't your typical "woodsy" smell found in shaving and cologne products. This is you taking a stroll through the forest when out of nowhere two trees jump out and pin you to the ground while a third three sits on top of you and beats the stuffing out of you. Then, once he's done, he jams some moss up your nose. Caution: May cause excessive Manliness.
Distilled Water, Emulsifying Wax, Grapeseed Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Refined Shea Butter, Stearic Acid, Glycerin, Coconut Oil, Myristyl Myristate (Co-Emulsifier), Caprylic Capric Triglycerides, Essential Oil, Vitamin E, Optiphen Plus